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Laugh through new parenthood as you enjoy a delicious after-bedtime cocktail - recipes included! Makes a great shower gift and/or drink coaster.
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A few of the many reasons:
- Bedtime
- Your obsession with danger
- Dora The Explorer
- The Big Kid Slide
- Meltdowns
- You now have opinions
- Planning
- The Terrible Twos
- Exploding Closets
- No more eff bombs
- Spring
- The potty
- Her caffeine addiction
- The Arts
- Mommy got a book deal
- Accelerated aging
- The Park
- Compulsively checking on you while you sleep
- Ex-boyfriends
- Baby-carrying devices
- The laundry
- Her gym membership
- 9 pm
- Hollywood’s portrayal of childbirth
- Working from home
- Saturday shopping trips
- The weather
- The hotel stay
- Board books
- Your infatuation with gadgets
- The growth spurt
- Pediatrician visits
- The business trip
- Teething
- The Family Pet
- Your first haircut
- The end of maternity leave
- Babyproofing
- Everything makes her cry
- Flying
Don’t be like Britney.
If you choose to have a drink occasionally, please do so responsibly. You're a mom now.
