DORA: Hi. Hola. Do you know how we can get Mommy a drink?
Long pause.
DORA: That’s right! The Wine Fridge. Can you say “Rioja”?
TALKING MONKEY: Rioja!
TALKING SNAIL: Vino tinto!
TALKING WINE FRIDGE: Yum yum yum yum yum. Delicioso.
DORA: Si. Yes. How will we open the bottle?
CORKSCREW WITH EYES: (singing) I’m the corkscrew, I’m the corkscrew, I’m the corkscrew, I’m the corkscrew, I’M THE CORKSCREW.
DORA: Great! The corkscrew opened the wine. Now Mommy can have a drink after overcoming today’s obstacles, such as: the Riddle of Why You Won’t Put on Pants, the Daycare Meltdown Puzzle, the Late for a Work Meeting Again Race, the Snapping at Daddy Dance, the Great Bedtime Battle and conquering Mt. Laundry.
CHORUS (all singing):
She did it! She did it! She did it! Hooray!
Yeah she did it
Mommy made it through another day
Without having a nervous breakdown
She did it!
Roll credits.
DRINK: Anything from Spain. This includes cava. Qué viva España!
